Some things in academia are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear
and curse
When you're chewing on a
dissertation's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...

...always look on the bright side
of PhD...
(Whistle)

Always look on the light side
of PhD...
(Whistle)

If the thesis seems jolly rotten
There's some abstract you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and
dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
- that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright
side of PhD...
(Whistle)

Come on.

Always look on the bright side
of PhD...
(Whistle)

A PhD is quite absurd
And a dissertation's the final word
You must always face the committee
with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the
audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance
anyhow.
So always look on the bright side
of PhD
Just before you draw your
terminal chapter
PhD's a piece of shit
When you look at it
PhD's a laugh and Postdoc's a joke
it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh
is on you
And always look on the bright side
of PhD...
(Whistle)

Always look on the right side
of PhD...
(Whistle)

Come on graduate, cheer up.

Always look on the bright side
of PhD...

Always look on the bright side
of PhD...

Worse things happen at sea you know.

Always look on the bright side
of PhD...

I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
- you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing.

Always look on the right side
of PhD...


[Texto original de los Monty Python]
[Consultoría inestimable de Joni Karanka]

# - Escrito por Fabrizio el 2006-02-22 a las 13:22


Referencias (TrackBacks)

URL de trackback de esta historia http://fbenedetti.blogalia.com//trackbacks/37680

Comentarios

1
De: Mjar Fecha: 2006-02-22 14:15

Jajajaja, impresionante, parece que existimos y todo. Entre esto y Piled Higher and Deeper uno hasta puede pensar que nos tienen en cuenta...



2
De: Okok Fecha: 2006-02-22 14:38

+ T +

...Se supone que son Algie y su coro silbando en lo alto del monte...


Y a la pregunta de ¿Psicólogo? el graciosillo que no recuerdo cómo se llamaba diría "No, filósofo -era broma, era broma!"



3
De: ifrit Fecha: 2006-02-22 16:34

jeje Muy bueno!

Por cierto, Joni Karanka sigue vivo? porque su bitácora lleva muerta desde hace tiempo...



Nombre
Correo-e
URL
Dirección IP: 54.159.73.215 (33b2e188b6)
Comentario

Ver historias anteriores